Weiner Schnitzel and Spaetzle

So my dear husband usually never makes requests when it comes to dinner, but he proclaimed one day that he wanted Weinerschnitzel and Spaetzle. Hmm, that's kind of out of the blue, but ok! I have never eaten either of the two, but I would give it a try anyway. So you guessed it, I Googled, and I Googled, and Googled. From what I could tell the weinerschnitzel was going to be a breeze, but the spaetzle was not. There are many many versions of this (as with most things) and I used a variation of one I found online.

This turned out to be a delicious favorite, the combination of the two that is, but I might invest in a spaetzle press next time. The process of making these little beauties was quite messy for me. This was my first attempt at this, so maybe my dough didn't have enough of this or that, but they tasted pretty good. After boiling the spaetzle I sauteed them briefly with a little butter and olive oil to give them a little texture and flavor, which turned out rather nice. If you unfamiliar with spaetzle, you can read more about it here.

Weinerschnitzel (adapted from Allrecipes.com)
two servings

4 boneless thin cut pork pork chops**, about a quarter of an inch thick, may need to pound thin.
2 eggs, lightly beaten
3/4 cup all purpose flour
3/4 cup bread crumbs
1/2 lemon

oil for frying

Ensure that the pork is the desired thickness of 1/4", you may need to use a heavy skillet or a meat mallet to attain this thickness. In three separate shallow bowls or containers, place the flour in one, the lightly beaten eggs in the next one, and the bread crumbs in the final container.

Thoroughly dredge each cutlet of pork in the flour first, shake of the excess. Then one by one , submerge each cutlet in the beaten egg, allow excess to drip off, and finally dredge really well in the bread crumbs. Once these are completed, reserve them to the side on a plate.

Meanwhile in a skillet, heat oil until shimmering. Move pork cutlets to the pan, do not crowd and work in batches if needed. Don't let the oil get too hot or the crust will get dark too quick. Cook for 2-3 minutes on each side, or until they are golden brown. The cutlets of pork will cook rather quickly due to the thickness of each piece.

Once complete move to a paper towel lined plate to absorb any excess oil. Add a quick squeeze of lemon juice to each cutlet and serve. The lemon juice will really make a difference, don't skip it unless you have to.

**I believe that traditional Weiner Schnitzel is made with veal, but an ok substitution is pork.

Spaetzle

(adapted from Mrs. KLA's family recipe and Food Network magazine, October edition)

3 cups all purpose flour

2eggs

kosher salt

4 Tbsp. unsalted melted butter, plus 2 Tbsp melted butter for saute pan

freshly ground pepper

pinch of nutmeg

Combine flour, salt, nutmeg, and eggs in a bowl and gradually add up to 1 cup of water to produce a dough like consistency. Stir in 4 Tbsp of melted butter. The dough at this point should be smooth and elastic like.

Turn dough out onto floured surface. This is where it became a bit tricky for me. You are supposed to be able to simply press the dough through either a spaetzle press (which I did not have, ) or a colander with larger holes. I had neither so I turned to the pasta insert I had for my large stock pot. You are instructed to use a plastic spatula and press the dough through the holes, and voila, you have spaetzle. In a perfect world you could probably just press the dough right into a big stockpot full of boiling salted water and when they floated to the top you are mostly finished, strain them out and reserve them on the plate. Give them a quick saute to lend a bit more texture and enjoy!

The true story: My patience with the stock pot insert lasted minutes, same with the plastic spatula. In truth, the dough was so elastic and sticky my plastic spatula separated into two pieces. So I thought, hmmm, I'm not giving up yet, what else in my possession could I try. So I grabbed my four-sided box grater. I used the side you grate cheese with. Instead of using a spatula I used the two greatest tools God gave us-my hands.

So I grabbed a big scoop of sticky dough with my hand and reached inside the box grater and started to press the dough out through the holes. This took A LOT of work and patience, I truly believe that it was not supposed to be this hard, I'm sure there was something wrong with my dough...maybe? Of course now I realized I had a big pile of sticky, elastic-y spaetzle that began to cling together, so I grabbed for the flour and tried to remedy the situation and that worked.

After much cursing and a close bout with carpal-tunnel syndrome I was finished. I boiled them as mentioned and gave them a quick saute and sat down to a nice German dinner which was well worth the effort. It was delicious.